What do you say to a nosey Mexican? That’s Nacho business What is the best way to pay in Mexico? With a Juan-time payment What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican? French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola How do you discuss something with a Mexican? You TACO-ver it Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer What is Santa Claus called in Mexico? Hohohosé How is a Mexican slut called? María Hoesé How do you call a relaxed Mexican? MexiCALM
What is the best transportation in Mexico? In MexiCAR How do you pay in Mexican stores? In MexiCASH What is 6.022 x 10²³ in Mexico? The Avocado number How do Mexican scientists measure matter? In moles What Greek God exists in Mexican culture? ChilAquiles How do you call a Mexican spy? Agent GarCIA Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap? Tequila mouse Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. How is a dyslexic Mexican called? Dysmexic What is a burrito image with bad resolution? A blurrito How do Mexicans pay taxes? With a piñatax How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula Why do Mexicans have Netflix? For Netflix and chili What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient? Be ready for a different Día de los Muertos this year The bus arrives so one says to the other “we should TACOn the bus” Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. Be ready for the ultimate, complete and hilarious 120+ Mexican jokes. Either you prefer puns, dark humor, dad jokes, or even science jokes, this is your list to laugh and make others laugh (or stop being your friend for such a bad pun) with anything related to Mexicans. A world with no Taco Bell nor tequila sounds awful. I mean, at birthday parties kids kick a paper donkey until it explodes candy.
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